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- #39;Tum toh mera Chand ho
'Romance tou dekho!
BOY: Tum tou mera Chand ho...
GIRL: Aur tum ho merey Neel Armstrong.
BOY: Wo Kon hai?
GIRL: Chand pe Charhney wala Pehla Aadmi:-)''
- #39;Ab ap b 1 rupe me lrki se bat karen in numbers pe
mera b salam dena:'
- #39;One girl went to a electronic shop with anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from whom he bought.
She told the salesman that you have... cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop..
Salesman : Madam, can you please try infront of me.
This is what She did,
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
Salesman DIED !'
- #39;A Strange but Interesting Fact....
"A Girl's Character Represents Her Family...
A Boy's Character Represents His Friends..."'
- #39;92% of the girls like shopping!
Remaining 8% obviously don't
100% of the boys are searching for that rare 8% girls population'
- #39;Boys Girls se Zyda Naik hoty hain Kuyn k
Jab b koi B0y kesi Girl ko dakhta hai to bolta hai
Sadky Jawan, kurbban Jawan, MashaAllah, SubhanAllah,
Aur Girl Boy ko dakh kar kahti hai
Dekho kaisy ghor raha hai
Kamina, Zaleel, Be-Sharam, Be-Haya
Tu Sabit howa boys Girls se Zyda Naik hoty hain'
- #39;Always speak truth to your parents
And Run immediately after speaking it.
Bcoz chappal often moves faster than u.:'
- #39;Aaj Katrina Kaif ne EXPRES news Ko interview mein Kaha hai...!
Agar Shoaib Malik,
Sania jesi larki se shadi Kar sakta hai,
To wo Kon si Sarhad hai jo Mere or
" Umar " K beech diwar bane gi.
/"/\ Uff ye
_/"\_ KATRINA b
Mujhe Ammi se Pitwaye gi.'
- #39;The average woman would rather have beauty
than brains, because the average man can see
better than he can think'
- #39;92% of the Girls love shopping!
Remaining 8% obviously don't..
100% of the guys are searching for that rare 8% Female population.'
- #39;Bary buzrug khty hy
"jan ha to jahan ha"
isi liye mein apni jan ka bohT khyal rkhta ho
/))\/(( !! // Ao jan ghumnay chalen.'
- #39;“Money and success don’t change people; they merely amplify what is already there.”
Yes. Its true :)'
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