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- #39;Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai
Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
- #39;A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..
be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!'
- #39;Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.'
- #39;Acha Howa Tu Khudi Ka Charcha,
Bura Howa Taqdeer Haari......'
- #39;There are TWO type of people in this world:-
1st those who "Lead the Life"..,
2nd those who "Are leaded by Life"......'
- #39;Relationships r like a book.
It taks a few seconds to burn
It takes years to write
So write it carfuly
never let it Burn!!'
- #39;Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.'
- #39;Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai
Aankh Garmi se. :-)'
- #39;What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Read more: Adult Sms - Part 4'
- #39;Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha..
Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai?
Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na chali jaye.'
- #39;*. .1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D'
- #39;Pehly hath mein lo
Phir mou me lo
Phir thook lagao
Phir seedha kero
Or andar ghusao
KITNA MUSHKIL KAAM HY SUI ME DHAGA DALNA'
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