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- #39;How to impress kamwali bai???
Had hoti hai yar tum is main bhi interested ho?
sudhar jaoo kasam sae.'
- #39;What would you do when Pakistan wins the FIFA world cup????
Switch off the play station'
- #39;Hum pani kyu pite hain?
kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!'
- #39;A servant enrolled his donkey in a
race & won.
Local paper read : 'Servant's ASS
King was so upset with this kind
of publicity that he ordered the
servant to get rid of the donkey,
and it to her queen.
As ordered, He gave the donkey to
The local paper then read :
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN
The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a
farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read :
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10".
This was too much, KING ordered
the queen to buy back the donkey
& leave it in the jungle.
The next day Headlines :
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS
WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!'
- #39;A little boy was doing his math hw & saying:
2+5, the son of a bitch is 7.
3+6, the son of a bitch is 9.
His Mom: What are you doing?
Boy: I'm doing math homework.
Mom: This is how your teacher taught u?
Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day- 'What are you teaching my son in math?'
Teacher: Right now, we are learning addition.
Mom: You teaching them to say 2+2, the son of a bitch is 4?
Teacher after laughing: What I taught them was, 2+2, the sum of which is 4'
- #39;english man:-my grandfather died at the age of96 yrs,,,bt ,,he never used glasses
Santa:-i know some people drink water directly from tooti'
- #39;Policeman: How did you kill 50 people in a car crash?
Bean: I was going in my car then I suddenly lost control.
Policeman: Then what happened?
Bean: I saw 2 people on the right and a wedding on the left. You tell which would I hit?
Policeman: The 2 people on the right of course, would cause less damage.
Bean: Exactly what I thought. I hit the first one but then the other one ran into the wedding so I went after him !'
- #39;Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko
Motion Lagne Ki Dawa Day Di..
Nurse: Aap Ne Motion Ki Dawai Q Di?
Doctor: Ab Woh Khaansne Se Pehlay,
10 Dafa Sochay Ga;-) ;-'
- #39;Kids Love Letter
Love letter Bhej ne ka karan hai ki mujhe tu boht pasand hai,
Tu bhi hamesha meri taraf dekhti… rehti hai, Isliye mujhe laga ki me bhi tujhe pasand hun..
... Tu MATHS paper me meri help karna.
Aur Tu red ribon mat lagaya kar, kyuki tere pichewali ladki us par ink lagati hai, isliye mujhe boht gussa ata hai.
Wo mere pados me rehti hai,ink ka badla lene k liye me uske g...har ki bell baja akr bhag jata hun
Aur Tu fair & lovly lagaya kar, aur gori dekhegi. Tere pas wali Guddi na tujhse bhi gori hai lekin mujhe tu pasand hai, kyuki wo meri pencil churati hai
Letter pe agar gussa aye tu mujhe wapis de dena, lekin sir ko mat dena.
- #39;Maa apne Totlay Bete se:
Beta aaj hum jahan larki dekhne ja rahe hain tum wahan kuch bolna mat. Warna ye log bhi mana kardenge.
Larki walon k ghar jab Larki chai lai to Larka chai peetay hi bola:
Dalam hai Dalam...
Larki foran boli:
Phoot maar Phoot maar'
- #39;*Boss office girl se:
"Tum itny short kapry kyun pahanti ho"
"Sir jitni pay milti hy us mein itny hi kapry aty hain"
"Aaj se tumhari pay band".:-)'
- #39;Ticket checker:
Bibi, bachyan di umar kini ay??
2 saal, 2.5 saal, 3 saal.....
Bibi umar paven ghalat dass, par wakfa te theek paa.. :D'
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