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- #39;Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai'
- #39;Santa Mirror and Padayi
Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai...???
Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai...
1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai...
2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai...
3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai...'
- #39;Santa :Jyotishi key paas kundli dikhane gaya:
Jyotish-Tera naam Santa hai ?.
Jyotish-Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai?
Jyotish-teri 2 beti hain ?
Jyotish-tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain ?
Santa-aap to antaryami hain maharaj.
Jyotish-dafa ho jao yaha se. Agli dafa kundli lana, ration card nahin...'
- #39;Santa found a cigarette in his daughter’s room:
"Ohh God! She smokes!!!"
Then he found wine
"Ohh God! She drinks!!!"
Then he saw the boy.
"Ohh Thank God!!
Ahhh! To ye sab iss munde da hai!!" :D'
- #39;Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha:
- #39;Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
- #39;Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW'
- #39;Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao'
- #39;santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
santaji: main heater le aato hoon
lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai
santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon.....'
- #39;Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..'
- #39;Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..'
- #39;Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?'
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