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- #39;Teacher : Because of the change in hormones A Fruit get ripens & falls off the tree !
Poor Newton !!!!!! He thought it's because of Gravity...
- #39;Teacher: Which Comes First..?
Sun Or MoOn..?
Student: Firstly MoOn Then
Student: Son cOmes Only After
- #39;A Professor explained Marketng to BUSINESS studnts
1.u see gorgeous girl in party,U go to her&say I m rich marry me
Thats "Direct Marketng"
2. U attend party&ur friend gos to a girl&pointng at u tells her.He is very rich,marry him
3.girl walks to u&says u rich,can u marry me?
"That's Brand Recognition"
4. U say I m very rich marry me&she slaps u
"Thats Customer Feedback"
5. U say I m very rich marry me&she introduces u to her husband
"Thats Demand&Supply Gap"
6.before U say I m rich,marry me,ur wife arrives
Thats "Restriction from Entering New Market.'
- #39;Teacher: Akhtar is male or female?
Student: Just now commentator
A very beautiful delivery
By Shoaib Akhtar??'
- #39;FAILED Student Ke Papa
Class teacher se:
"Madam ! Thoda Aap
Tight Raho,Thoda Mein
Zor Lagata hun.
Bhagwan ne Chaha toh is Saal Bachcha
- #39;Miss: Tum Barey Ho k kia Karogey?
Miss: Mera Matlab Hey Kiya Banogey?
Miss: I Mean Barrey Ho K Kiya Hasil Karogey?
Miss: IDIOT Mera Matlab Barey Ho k Ammi Abbu k Liye Kiya Karogey?
Studnt: Bahu Laounga.
Miss: Stupid Tumarey Papa Tumsey Kiya Chahtey Hein?
Miss: Abey Teri Zindagi ka kiya Maqsad Hey?
- #39;Miss: smndr Ma Lemo Ka Drakht Ho To Tm Kse Lemo Toro ge?
Stdnt: Chirya Bn k
Miss: Insan Ko Chirya Tera Baap Bnae ga?
Stdnt: To Smndr Ma Drkht Teri Maa Lgae gi?'
- #39;Student: Miss Ladkiyon Ko 13 Saal Se Pehle Bachha Nahi Hota Na?
Miss: Han Beta Nahi Hota.
Student: To Apni Beti ko Samjhaiye Faaltu Mein Dar Rahi Hai. :-)'
Who Is The Male Of Duck?
Because Frog Is
- #39;A Student Called Up His Physics Professor..
His Wife Picked Up D Phone Nd Said "He Died Last Week"..
Next Day Student Called Again..
........She Again Pickd Up Nd Said"I T0ld U He Died Last Week
He Called The Third Time.The Wife Said"He Died.
Y D0 U Keep 0n Calling Again Nd Again?
Student: "Sun K dil ko sukoon milta hai'
- #39;Techer 2 Boy:
Ek Taraf paisa Hy,
ek Taraf Dimag
Techer-Galat,Agar Mai Hoti To Dimag Leti
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nahi hy Vo Wohi Leta hy.'
- #39;Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha:
What is “Nitrate” ?
Larki sharma k boli:
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